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Randomest times that Jean has laughed:
1)During a test. We were writting an essay and she starts laughing because she
wanted to write the word nincompoop. and i turn around and say "Shut up" and Mrs. Ravillious thought i was talking
to her so she looks at me and says "Scuse me? That's a first" and I say "Not..you..jean..laughing..."
2)While we were sleeping.
3)Once I left her watching Sleeping beuty to get something to eat and I hear her laughing
from the kitchen.
**I think we all know that Yarden is very weird. But just to prove it to those that don't believe it yet, this is an email
he sent me today (7/19/01)**
Sorry, I couldn't resist sending this to you.. post it on your page if you want
emacs boy: hey
xoMonkeyBoots696: HELLO
emacs boy: are you in NY?
xoMonkeyBoots696: no
xoMonkeyBoots696:
i wish though
emacs boy: oh
xoMonkeyBoots696: yah
emacs boy: what happened
xoMonkeyBoots696: my cat is
sick
emacs boy: hahahaha
emacs boy: sorry
xoMonkeyBoots696: asshole
Auto response from PunkBarbie7:
sharon: i need to pee too..so brb too!
**WEIRD STUFF**
This is a conversation that Daniela (my youngest stepsister), typed and printed (her being Butterfly.com)
so that she could show her friends...and I guess pretend she was cool...hmmm...
Butterfly.com: hey
Stupididy6978:
hey fonny
Butterfly.com: OK. What is that supposed to mean?
Stupididy6978: It means that you're a pony LOL!
Butterfly.com:
I will be leaving now
Butterfly.com: bye
INTRESTING, EH?
****Stupid stuff that people said in street smart****
Q: How many cells are there in a single cell organism?
A: That would have to be 36
Q: What part of the body did G'd remove from the first man to create the woman?
A: um...his penis?
I took my CPR test (i passed!!!!!!)
And this was one of the questions:
When you want to know if someone is
concious you:
a) slap them and ask "ARE YOU AWAKE??"
b) tap them and ask "are you ok?"
c)
shake them and see if they respond
d) all of the above
When i saw how obvious and stupid this question was
I started laughing and i couldn't stop, it was quite embarassing.
(by the way, the correct answer is B)
**Email yarden sent me**
I looked at your website and read that retarded thing I wrote that you
titled "the
next #1 movie." It's so stupid I'm ashamed I ever wrote
it.. do you mind removing it from your page so that I can
forget about
it?
(Now go fast and look at it, before he realizes i posted this and kills me)
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**LOL look at Kim's Profile, it's the funniest thing. I'm JacobswearMooMoo. If you're from JDS i think you'll understand why
that sn is funny (unless you're just plain stupid...)**
This poorly constructed profile is not my fault, "JacobswearMooMoo:
oh my God!!! ur not-having-a-profile trend is driving me crazy!"
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Today's Hilights:
1) coke flew in the cafeteria...mrs jacobs instructed us to clean the table and floor, and be late to class. She more
than hinted that we shouldn't have been enjoying ourselves while doing what the hired help "doesn't enjoy either,"
but it was still...interesting.
2)i had to see the "Royal Tenenbaums," which was completely horrible. After
i was forced thru approximately 1.5 hours of hell i moved quickly away from the heat of hell and into the fucking cold (yes,
hell froze over).
3)right now my pizza is taking too long to cook, and *beep* its done. bye!
****These are some things that people actually said in court under oath...this just proves how stupid some people are****
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A:
Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old
is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at
the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: So the
date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q:
She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up
also?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was
this a male or a female?
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
****HoLe Of LoSeRs**** by Kimmie and Sharon (updated 4/7/03)
1.
(and first one to be there)- O***d -->By Kimmie
Another 20 years
2. Jeff -->by Sharon.Life sentence by Sharon
3. Chuck --> by Sharon
Another 5 years, and then 15 with probation
4. Mike-->by sharon. Life sentence by
Kim and Sharon
5. Chris--> by Kimmie. 2 years
6. Drew--> Life by Sharon and kim. Change of sex.
7. Vince--> 400
years by Kim. Castration.
8. Mark--> Released.
9. Caleb--> 90 years by Kim.
10.Ollie--> 55 with probation
after 20 years.
11.Yediel-->5 years by JDS. 10 years probation.
****This is an e-mail that Liat sent herself...please DO jump to conclusions. The subject of the e-mail was: hilo****
im sending myself mail. jean is laughing because she has gum in her nosemouth. her face is red because she is bushing,i
duidnt mna t0 o say bushung i meant to say blllushunf.jean ia sso desperate. she is deseperate
because wshe asked me
if my vodka bottle wuth decoratiuojgs coming out if it, she asked me if it was full? why would it be fooly.?ill talk to erica.
im going booo
**This "annonymous" email was titled 'blasphemy'**
Dear Ms. R,
We were extremely saddened (to say the least) to see your May 8th diary entry containing the following:
"05/08/01
I was sick today so i didn't go to school. But awwwww aren't Alysa and Seth the cutest couple you've
ever seen?! Anywayz...(they are SO cute) i'm watching the spanish channel..weird soap opera. muac"
NO NO NO NO. Once more, NO. Yarden and Jean are the cutest
couple ever, not the other two creatures. I say this strictly as an objective observer, not as a participant in the life
of JDS -- we're doing a study, you see, and they're definitely the cutest. Please change your diary entries accordingly. Resistance
is futile.
--Anonymous objective observer
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