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**ME**
~When I was teething I chewed on my grandma's chin
~My 4 year old brother said that the baby and my otehr
brother give "wet kisses" and I'm the only "brother" who doesnt
~Me: (to kim in front of all these little kids) Who is Mike Hunt?!
**FARIBA**
~[imitating waiter and looking at my boobs] you want some melonade?
~I can't wait till I get married so i can go get a manicure!
~FreebzA: noo i was trying to be nice but he seeems to not leave me alone so i'm like fuck off rat
boy ..go back to your turtles
FreebzA: teenage mutant ninja turtles
**JEAN**
~jean: nicoek and i watched porn in one of the hotels
silverpal0min0: we stopped when we realized
it cost money
~me: on my poll of who is better
me: u got WAY less votes than Galit
jean: i mean, a tie i could handle...
jean: give me the link you fucktard
**ASYA**
~ Falcondreamer: dude trust me if you were any taller, you wouldnt be able to walk into a room without
hitting your head on the ceiling
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**KIM**
~Butterflies are pineapples with horns
~Oct. 27, 1994- I am getting another anole because my frog died a fyew nights
ago. The crickets ate most of it. He was very very brown and crumbly."
~Daniela: where do you get pot pipes?
Kim: Like pre-made? Or that you
have to cook?
Daniela: Huh? pre-made
Kim: Boston Market, that's where I get them
Daniela: They have them?
Kim:
Yeah, pot pies?
~Bo0BoOKittieFCK: i'm not gona but my way in to say "wow your mormon friend sure
sounds like a handful"
~Kim: if daniela starts bringing up all these movies with subtitles...i dont
wanna see those
~kim: my phone smells like a preserved cat. It smells like something that needs
to be disected
**DANIELA V. **
~Did you know my house keeper is a virgin?
~[about her slave/ "house keeper"] It's not like she's our slave...she can leave if she wants to!!
...Well she can't... cuz she's been with us for so long.
~Oh my God. I had the most disgusting dream. I dont know if i was going out with Mrs. Yelenik, but
it was implied that I hooked up with her. [Mrs. Yelenik is some old lady who wears a wig. haha]
~Don't try to find chichis en las hormigas.
~Daniela: I HATE slow drivers!
me: ...the light is red
**KEREN**
~babaluna06: noam was like, the grade hotty in 9th in the scouts (haha israeli scouts)
~Ok, I wish we had hot winters with snow
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