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**Mrs. Begin**
~What is the nature of a lerner?
a. Experiencing orgasms
b. free choosing
c. free choosing
d. skills which can later be applied
(hm..i think i'll go w/ a. u guys?)
~Intresting conversation in (US) History:
Tammy: Dmitri, just because you say it loud it doesn't mean your points are valid.
Sam: For once she has a valid point
Mrs. Begin: (laughs) for once YOU have a valid point
Tammy: Mrs. B.! you are not supposed to say that!
Mrs. B:
No i was just laughing at him
Dmitri: You and Dr. Kobrin should have kids by encarta.
**Mrs. Krauss**
~ me:
mrs. krauss can i please switch in to your class?
mrs. krauss: NOOOO! i don't want you in my class! you are a pest!
**Mrs.
Dagoni**
me: how does that song go? the carnival song?
mrs. dagoni: i don't know how to sing!!!! that's why i get
you sali! go get sali! i don't know how to sing!!!
**Mrs. Schuster**
~I'm NOT your friend!!!
~Rachel K.: why
don't you move in with Pablo?
Mrs. Schuster: Because I don't know anybody named Pablo. That would be...akward. (Mrs. Schuster's
bf's name is PEDRO)
~me: can i please talk to you...without annoying you?
~This is what she wrote in my year book:
"You have a lovely talent for whining =) I've so enjoyed having you in class. I wish you all good things in the future,
and many Hot Tamales. Have a wonderful, safe summer.
Mrs. S. =)
**Mrs. Entin**
~I wasn't talking to you, butt
out please
**Mrs. Yelenik**
~conversation during jh:
Jason: i got 3 qualities: optimism, idealism and love
of music
Brett: Those are the qualities of a gay monkey.
~People who are very down on evolution are going to be very
mad at monkeys.
~(all of this is funny because Jason was called a gay monkey by a yeshiva boy, yeshiva=funny)
**Mrs. Agzigian**
~This are MY markers, and MY erasers. I'm an only child so I dont share.
~stickers!!! yay! (poof I only got 2 up to now)
**Mrs. Daum**
~After you pretty lady
~And I'm such a spazz and I'm running and my sister and blah baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and then there's a rock and (lots of
hand movements) and my sisters like nooooooooo and then i fall and then we're laughing andddd (hah she's great)
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**Alter**
~This class is designed to make the teacher look like a dummy
~It's almost funny! Like Zach over here..the
text knows!
**Rabbi Alpert**
~I'm not an octopus, like the movie octopussy
**Mr. Spodek**
~someone:
why do you still wear you name tag?
Mr. Spo: so that a parent wont walk in the school and take me home accidentally
~I'm poking fun of myself
~Nobody cared about North America at the time. which you term 'United States and...uh...Canada'
~can you imagine your sould jumpoing out of your body?
~hit up da rich jews
**Dr. Ravin**
~I'm
not trying to be sexy
~(i drop my paper and have to bend down to pick it up)
Dr. Ravin: i know
you did that on purpose! you wanted to show yourself!!
me: oh yeah! cuz i really like my butt!!! (..or not)
~I'm going to steal her tender (to jessi p.)
~Oh sharon!! you are writting me a love letter?? Not even Mrs.
Raving writes me love letter anymore!
~Don't worry, you'll end up marrying Jamie anyways
~Sharon, zip up.
We actually want to work today
~Jesse(exactly when everyone got very quiet): will you inflate my tire!?
**Mr. Blank**
~runs out of the room as yells "PEEEENIIIIISSSS"
**Mr. Landolfi**
(and stuff that happend in science class)
~I used to knock on every house and ask if they needed someone to polish
their silver...of course this was after I was a bartender
~Tammy: we have a visitor!!! oh no...it's just Jason
~Thopes411: Sharon:why are u siting there?
Tammy: because of the ants.
Sharon: What ants (becomes
confused then turns around) AHHHH mr. Landolphi kill the ants
Rachel: no. Dont step on them mr. landolfi.
Mr. lanfolfi: (says nothing because he does not care at all)
After this Rachel and Sharon start beating eachother
up in class. That was kinda odd. I dont think that pople noticed
~ (me and Tammy were having a conversation about
the new Zoog Disney show Lizzie Maguire)
Rachel: hey u guys, do you watch NBC? have you ever heard of a show called
friends???
~Tammy: (talking to me and Jason) hey!!! why are you guys being so friendly to eachother???!!!! Didn't
you hate eachother??!!
~please don't use up my markers. I'll have marker all over my face and i'll be walking around,
eating lunch with all the oter teachers, and they will all be making fun of me and i don't need that so please close my markers.
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