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**Yardani (a.k.a Yardenifferpoopoo)**
~Yarden writes "marshmellow oxide" on his note book...then
starts laughing...
~I went to the metro last night, why? ask questions. Well i went there and i killed
a man and then i commited suicede. but you wouldn't know that.
~I'm wearing socks, why? Ask questions
~Be there or be a tetrahedral
~Me: Yarden. Is your math book still a virgin?
Yarden: hehe (evil grin)
~Stop calling her Liatka it makes me think of Russian grandmothers
~rumor has it that i'm a caterpiller, but i deny all charges
~6th grade!!!!!!!!!!
~Linsday comes and sniffs Yarden's crotch.
Yarden: uh... This is not 6th grade!!
~He committed genocide to the cater-people
~(this is hypothetical, it was a conversation that liat and
yarden had)
Shira G.: Oh look at my bush! look at my bush!!
Yarden: uh...your bush is down
there...
~ uh-uh girl. talk to the left 'cuz you know i'm right
~She's giving the slim fast
a blowjob!! is it slim, and does it go fast?
~Sharon: mmmmm i like this!!
Yarden:You whip
it and cream cheese comes out.
~that's a good joke...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
~let's have a moment
of silence...FOR THE DEAD JOKE!!
~ Yarden: what does mommy say about painting your boobs with crayons?
me: i don't wanna say, i don't wanna say.
~Going to watch the Terps (We're gonna beat the hell outta you
and you M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D go college basketball weee weee i'm a cheerleader (does stupid laugh)
~your teeth are too
white...make them yellow
~hate is a strong word, but that doesn't mean it doesn't apply for you
~Sharon:
Indeed.
Yarden: Did you just call me an indian?
~Remember that time i thought you were born in the other April?
~Jokes are inherently evil and destructive. I never tell jokes.
~Does Jean tell you things about me? yes. Do i
tell Dmitri about Jean? yes. do i like Jewish food? no. (random comment in chemistry)
~If you go on a diet you get dumber
**Mark**
~Sounds like a plant
~Oh baby oh baby, that feels sooo good, i like it!
~squeezy weezy (aww mooshy)
**Vince**
~Vince: All i did today was lift weights, sit, and look at my clock
Me: ew, did you touch it??
Kim: he said clock...not cock
**jamie**
~Jamie pretends to be givin someone a blow job
Aaron: I know what that is!! it's a lilipop!! ...no no!! it's an imaginary lolipop!!
~Can you see the question mark on top of my head:?
?:)
~Jimes28: mazer wants to saw them in half and put the two halves together to create wo jean-yarden organisms
**Brancho**
~pig or pork? ya se decidi? pork.
~i'm speaking
spanish: dkjfadlkjfdlkadj
~(obviously i had to translate this)
me: Brian!! I'm going
to see you in 2 weeks!!!!!!
brian: bring me a MAD
me: ok but did u hear me?! I'm going to see
you in two weeks!!!
brian: don't bring me the one from April, i already have it.
me: I ALREADY
BOUGHT IT OK!? BUT I'M GOING IN 2 WEEKS!!
brian: what does the cover look like?
me: bye brian...
(oh brother..)
**Jacob**
~"Mrs. Entin is going
to kill us...
...not if we kill her first"
**Yediel**
~I understand why you have an accent when you talk, but why do
you have an accent when you hear?
~don't question my oddness
~PISH POSH PISH
POSH PISH POSH PISH POSH PISH POSH PISH POSH PISH POSH (see?! i CAN steal it)
**Cold Smell
(a.k.a Jordan)**
~if you ask Stepahie very nice she'll probably play monoply...she's your slave
~Liav and Maytal--i didn't know they were sisters
~I have a pocket inside my pocket!!
**Mike** (michael)
~while hugging liat "shhhhhhhhhh shhhh i like her!!" (now repeat
this 50 times)
~for those of you who don't know mike, he is very stupid (and no it's not a joke...i'm actually
starting to think that he has problems...many problems...oh man i can't deal)
~mike's profile:
" Big Mike
hey liat your kinda sexy "
**Gary**
~(trying
to impress me and Jean)I can take off my pants!!
~FROZEN3000:I don't know how to ask someone out, it just always kinda
happens
FROZEN3000: lol "so...uhh..ya wanna...umm....go out?"
I LOVE CRAZY TOWN!!!
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**Britt**
~Roe of TKO: ur not as foreign
~Roe of TKO: well, when we talked in 8th grade u were still fresh from uragway and i could really tell it but now u dont
seem as ...... perplexin
**Roy**
(talking about mike's driving test) did u hear about his driving test? he failed before he started
**Jason (schlaf whatev)**
~It's kinda sad that flying monkey is taking over
~No one wants to teach me because i'm an abnoxious jerk
~SchlafinoHeat: we must get rid of all other jasons
SchlafinoHeat: and declare me the one true ruler
~ Jason: Aaron me an Ami have taught you so much this year. About drugs
Aaron: yeah
Jason: oral sex
aaron: yeah
Jason: prostitutes
Aaron: NO! I knew abot prostitutes! I saw a 20/20 special. they're "ladies of the night>' You pay to have sexand
it costs extra for whipping!
~we don't need a flash light...we have sharon's hands!!
**Omeed**
Scofflaw84: well yur aunts' aunt, is a very special case
Scofflaw84: and a weird one
**SONGS**
~This is the story of four girls who cried a river and drowned JDS, and while they look so good
in photographs they absolutely want to...GET SOME!! (Depression house)
~Going to the country , gonna eat some watermelons
~I like your mom and your grandma, i want to be your dad and your grandpa
~Liat's going down down baby, Janana
is in a range rover, stella sweeper baby. I'M ready to let it go. rachie rachie coca woah listen to lauren now. Jamie please
don't take a puff pass Jacob to me now!!
~Have you realized that? have you realized that?
~Big pimping eating
some cheese
~this is mrs. nice, she is very nice. this is mr. stupid, he is very stupid. and that's the story of my
life.
~i am, it's a rabbit!!
~mrs. black ameeeeerrrrrrricaaaaaaa!!
~big mrs. teapot, big and round!!
~una vaca se compro una flor, porque estaba de muy buen humor. Despues ella se fue a cagar, y muy contenta se puso a
cantar, 'oooohhhh mi caca era blanca, oooooh tambien hize pichi, oooooohhh mi caca era blanca, ooooooh tambien hize pichi,
piiichiiiiiiiiiiiiii' (if you know spanish don't blame for this song...blame brian...it was his fault!!)
~teenage mutant
ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a halfshell turtle power. They're the world's
most fearsome fighting team (we're really hip). They are heroes in a half shell and they're green (hey! get a grip), when
the evil shredder attacks this turtle boys don't cuz em no slack.teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles.
splinter taught them to be ninja teens. Leonardo leads, Donatello does magines (that's a fact jack) Raphael is cool but PRUDE
Michelangelo is a party dude (Partttyyyyy!!)
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